I love talking to whores, suicidal people, drug users, neurodiverse people and queers.

LMAO??????????????, UH OH???????????

I’m never putting in effort for a man again.

Yall. What if I throw up.

So let me get this straight—we got the rapture tomorrow. As well as the alien invasion. And also Trump is dropping the cure to autism. Great, just wanted to make sure I heard you right.

Big bear bellies, bigger bear glories. Fat Bear Week is here.

Idk why they deleted my Growlr account 2 days after making it, but should I do it again??

Is it time to slut myself out on the internet? Maybe.

Mormon? I’m sorry, I thought you said “more men.” They’re on their way.

I’m so down bad but I cannot talk to men to save my life.

I’m lowkey a bad person and not deserving of love… but like lowkey I’m also chopped

At least we never went to Olive Garden

I failed the quick-time event

whats stopping you from coding like this?

she let me hit bc i let her hit me

† lucia scarlet 🩸 🥲

Forgetting to silence my phone before work and having the growlr text tone go off </3

I’m so scared of fumbling this dude… … …

Using a trackpad is inherently sexual.