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Please don't talk shit if you look like your sneezes stink

Cc Robert F. Kennedy Jr. | Commentary only

Summer tour ☀️ Hope to see you at a show but no worries if not. It's busy out here! haha. Still, hope you can make it. Again though, all good either way. Kicking off in Austin, Texas this weekend

Altima activities

Okay so NOW clapping when the plane lands is acceptable

Shut the fuck up you old bitch

This is how I found out the FBI director is 5'6"

Dude is shaking in his Hokas

You can only do that on January 6th

I think it would be a good idea for protestors to not use a Mexican flag and instead opt for a Barstool Sports and/or Punisher flag in order to confuse federal agents

Would be so funny for a marine wife to cheat on her husband while he’s deployed 45 minutes from his house

Never breaking eye contact with the hibachi chef as he flings a shrimp in my mouth

"Los Angeles" aint even English the fuck is you talking about

Too "on the nose"

Only reason to call a Waymo

I'd rather be in Cali for the food alone

Life hack for the Mexicans in LA: Start waving this flag at your riots and all the politicians will support you

Looking my barber deep in the eyes as he trims my mustache

Sounds like someone that can't whoop me 1 on 1