my wool is ready to be sheared bro. its summer and my wool is making me hot bro. make my wool into a sweater bro. its time to shear me bro.

It’s testicular torsion Thursday #letsgettwisted

Trying to clown a professional athlete who never had a major injury in 2 decades for their workout form is a….. choice lmfao

Scratching my butt, some might call that digging

That’s not a debate: Ravens

I’ve never seen/heard a black Scottish person before 🤭

The architects that design my comedic life have run out of ideas to torture me with

I’m trying to get this high tonight

Saw a Julio jones highlight reel and he really was a fucking menace. I imagine that’s what it must have felt for everyone in the southeast when we had Steve smith

Sometimes a woman briefly comes into your life to show you a life changing self care habit

When I told Katherine the Giants have a QB named "Jaxson Dart" she said that parents are giving their kids names like that specifically so they become NFL quarterbacks. I think she's right.

🎉 Pépito’s birthday is coming up in 18 days on September 4th! 🐾 Let’s throw a global party for our beloved cat! 😺 I’d love for you to join in by posting a short video (around 10 seconds max) to celebrate Pépito. Get creative, show us something special! Maybe a quick birthday

There are some sick jackets in my online shopping cart that are ready for me. This fall and winter is gonna be different

Wendy’s a put this on a jr deluxe

“inconvenience is the cost of community” I repeat to myself as I climb 6 flights of stairs for my friends birthday party for her cat

The way it’s literally drake

This genuinely one of the funniest vids on the net dawg lmao

Tool is one of those bands where if something crazy happened to the guitarist during their show like a third of the audience can fill in EASILY

Bro I hate being super tall, shit is annoying