My evening on tinder 😂😂 #coys

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The state of this daft bint

I am more convinced than ever. The owners (the Lewis family) need to sell now, or at least start looking for a new owner. Enough is enough. You have had enough time to address the situation at the club from a footballing perspective. Fans and even current players have had enough

An absolute whopper this fella is. How he gets any airtime on talkSPORT is beyond me.

Last day of being 38. Sigh.

Both Nedum Onuoha and Ian Wright are superb pundits, the most likely reason for Eni Aluko not being involved as much as she would like is that she’s just not that good at the job.

Imagine being so disconnected from the vitality of what football is that you watch that "goal" in the #LIVMCI game and then arrive at this. These people are AI football fans. Or like pub bores who will tell you the route you've driven to somewhere was actually the wrong way.

Just sack the useless cunt Tottenham Hotspur

Say nothing, just laugh and repost to rattle an Arsenal fan 😂😂😂

Arsenal. Horrible manager, horrible fans, horrible players. That felt wonderful.

I don’t care that we’re down, I don’t care that point means fuck all, I don’t care that we’re fucking shit, I absolutely hate everything about Arsenal and I am fucking buzzing

Yeah sex is great but have you ever scrolled on Twitter after Arsenal bottles a lead or loses a game?

Riccardo Calafiori arriving at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium on Sunday:

I’ve just worked out it’s 518 days since I saw Tottenham Hotspur win a premier league home game 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Dan Critchlow We’ve never moved you dozy cunt.

Feels like Christmas morning. Don’t get me wrong, not one of those good ones when you’re young and it’s full of hope and promise. One of the ones when you’re older. It’s gonna be expensive and most likely shit and full of arguments. But Christmas none the less. #coys

The whistle blows, the cockerel crows..

Even when we’ve been miles better than them, they’ve never rolled over at their place for us. We’ve made a disgusting habit of it. Just pathetic.

Imagine spending £2 billion between you on players and the only way you can score is WWE at corners. Scenes fam, scenes.