He had drugs, and a knife tucked into his underpants, "as he was travelling to celebrate his birthday." Wow, never party with this guy. holdthefrontpage.co.uk/2017/news/aspi…

So @TheFrontFal quiz last night was top hole, hilarious stand-in quizmaster. (And far better than that oik who does the quiz at Fives)

can someone explain why japanese game show 'slippery stairs' hasn't made its way to our part of the world yet

When we looked into it, what appeared to be Labour bots were in fact real people who just loved Corbyn so much they tweeted like machines. blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/11/can-yo…

It's rare we see on camera what happens behind the scenes in politics but this clip of Stephen Kinnock's wife (previous PM of Denmark) giving him tips is a classic! #LabSummer

Last month: ‘Strong Merkel will help UK & Brexit’ Now: ‘Weak Merkel helps UK & Brexit’ In Brexit Britain everything is great & glorious regardless. Also: how propaganda works.

She has a point. As, judging by this article, most of them are brighter than Melanie.

If anyone has some free time today and would like to lend a hand in decorating the small Christmas Trees in the... fb.me/8RBdgSIcL

That Laurence Reed talking garbage on the radio. "If someone was shooting people on a beach in Bude and you had a shotgun, would you do something?" Well a) Yes, if I could. But b) Who takes a shotgun to the beach? And c) If they have a handgun or rifle, will I do any good?

Cornwall Council votes overwhelmingly against "no confidence" motion in Police & Crime Commissioner

Isn;t that just a bit of a cop-out halfway house? x.com/tamsinmelville…

Everything Must Go: our festival of junk is trashing the planet. My column: theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Novel 'excuse' from neighbour blasting loud music at 1.30am last night. "Oh, I thought you were students next door!" As if that makes it alright?

Justice. Finally x.com/bbcbreaking/st…

The last of my front pages. End of an era. (Nonsense car on car story not mine)

Packet Newspapers 〓〓 There's also a bottle of Curio gin, which I'm very much looking forward to.

Byyeeeee.

Building a 'vibrant business park'? Revenge for standing against their student housing plans, more like: Kernick businesses served eviction notices by developers falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/15704483.…

Interesting to see South West Water RT this without mentioning its own bills are significantly higher, closer to £500. Also, follow up tweet mentions bills being close to inflation. Shame wages haven't seen the same increases in the same period. x.com/WaterUK/status…