@clairebcarroll How about 25 years in the data warehousing industry and all you get remembered for is trying to boil a kettle over Wi-Fi in 2016 amp.theguardian.com/technology/201…

theguardian.com/music/2025/jun… Massive fan. Don’t expect your heroes to not be flawed human beings. RIP

The new series of MasterChef has begun airing with “Gregg Wallace's jokes edited out”, leaving the show a good 19 seconds short

Happy 60th birthday Singapore! Majulah Singapura! #SG60 #majulahsingapura

NDP 2025 Theme Song - Here We Are [Official Music Video] youtu.be/whstRV9jrjM?si… via YouTube - Happy SG60!! 🇸🇬 (Had to dig out this years song to check it out) #SG60

Here’s what other men say about it… - “I look like I finally quit drinking… but I didn’t. It’s just this formula.” – Chris M. - “My wife legit thought I was cheating… because the changes happened so fast and I ‘look too good for no reason’ — Brian J.

‘I didn’t realise the game’s impact for years’: the making of the original Football Manager theguardian.com/games/2025/aug…

What if I told you that now it's possible to see inside hardware interrupt handling activity, even without PMU access on cloud VMs, without tracing or slowing anything down? Thanks to passive sampling with eBPF, task iterators and some pointer chasing, this is now a thing 😎

Cats don’t need a button!

The sooner this stops, the better. Worrying times. What I love about Britain is we don’t do this ridiculous thing which isn’t uncommon in the USA. Politicians need to grow some and show some leadership bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Possibly one of the few things we’ll ever agree on

Trust me, you get the nightmares even when you aren’t due to present at a conference

Seamlessly integrate with features like FAN (Fast #Application #Notification) to receive #Oracle RAC events and benefit from Application HA (docs.oracle.com/en/database/or…)

Dog: What are you doing? Can't you see he's blind? Who gave you your license? Get down, I'll bite you!

ChatGPT has its uses, but I still hate it – and I’ll tell you why | Imogen West-Knights theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Looks great! maybe next year

For any of my Aussie mates who might still be on Twitter …Australians in London taste test M&S lamingtons: ‘A cubed cake does not a lamington make’ theguardian.com/food/2025/aug/…