All other guests at our hotel are part of a coach tour. Making sure the room door is locked in case the trip is run by Johnny Vegas and Sian Gibson and things get violent.

It may have cost me a small fortune, but I am confident that getting tickets to see Ms. Ross at the O2 next year will be worth every penny. Babies don't really need nappies, right?

Have boycotted Bake Off since it's defection to Channel 4. Now trying to find a way to interpret my own personal moral code in a way that will allow me to continue watching #Taskmaster

I can't help it. I love #MaskedSinger Utterly ridiculous and frustrating and brilliant.

You really haven't lived until you've seen a theatre full of people burst into a spontaneous B*Witched sing-song. @FloandJoan

I know pregnancy is a beautiful miracle of life, etc, etc, but actually at this stage it feels more like I'm living a weird version of the Alien chestbuster scene. #35weekspregnant

US cooking show prizes: $1 billion, job for life in Michelin starred restaurant, 6 book publishing deal UK cooking show prizes: a commemorative plate, a bunch of flowers, small glass of champagne

Very special supervisor for last night's quiz with first-time quizmaster James Marsh

The most revealing thing about all this toilet roll panic buying is how low people must run their toilet roll stock. Is everyone constantly on the verge of running out? Can most people not last a fortnight without buying any? Sounds pretty nerve-wracking! #ToiletPaperPanic

I challenge anyone to be at home in quarantine for 14 days and not take in any BBC content (news, TV, radio, online, weather, kids programming, whatever). #savethebbc

We're really starting to run out of things to do in lockdown. James Marsh just brought me an interestingly shaped piece of toilet roll to look at.

May's not looking too exciting. #lockdown

Goldilocks was last night's bedtime story. But I didn't have a book so it was freestyle. And I can't really remember the details of the story. It ends with the bears eating Goldilocks for trespassing, right?

Turns out my daughter isn't much into lullabies, but she loves @FloandJoan. That's going to be a fun conversation when she goes to nursery.

James said he'd put the prosecco in the salad drawer of the fridge. Honestly in our fridge it should just be called the prosecco drawer.

Check out Joe Crocker on Hudl hudl.com/profile/119845… #hudl

Susannah's favourite book is Daddy's Sandwich. We have to read it several times a day. She thinks she is the girl in the book. Today she was! #WorldBookDay Pip Jones, Children's Author 💙💛

Does anyone know the definitive "I work for the NHS" or "here's a link to an NHS website" answer to the minimum time between Pfizer doses? Want to book second ASAP but don't want to get there and them say it's too soon. #CovidVaccine

Please someone follow my mum's charity Twitter account so she isn't sad. Thames Valley Heartbeat

When you're on a big day out but you were up terrorising your parents at 6am.