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Texas Tech whenever it’s time to break a tackle or burst forward into open space down the field or do pretty much anything

Did you ever think you'd live to see Indiana dog walk Alabama in the Rose Bowl?

No, in fact, the College Football Playoff is not necessary. Real enlightenment is also recognizing that a college football national championship is also not necessary.

they changed where they put stuff at my supermarket

It’s super important, as a journalistic entity, to make it all about you

I have 3 days to regulate my sleep schedule and remember that I am an active participant in the real world.

I'm seriously starting to question the credibility of the FIFA Peace Prize.

Man somebody get this Grok shit off my timeline 🤣

New Astros pitcher Tatsuya Imai was throwing up the H at today's Houston Texans game 🤘

Rodgers would throw my grandmother ashes a back shoulder if it’s 1 on 1 coverage

Astros ballpark name sponsors ranked 1. Daikin (signed a player) 2. Minute Maid (provided fun nickname) 3. Enron (laid off half of the local fanbase)

Yeah I had Illinois State moneyline too man

The 9-0 loss is bad enough but you didn't have to light the man like a newly-discovered deep sea creature.

How tall is he, you say?

The 2022 & 2023 seasons were the most fun I’ve had watching the Dolphins (not old enough to appreciate the Marino years). Thanks for the memories coach

I don't care even a little bit about Northwestern's record in close games. All that tells me is that this team is good enough to keep it close but not good enough to win. The season is over. Maybe we'll stop being elitist about the NIT! But I doubt it!