// If I was to ever ship Damon with anyone, it'd probably be either Katherine or Rebekah.

"You've always been so full of yourself, not that I'm complaining." [He gave a swift shrug of his shoulders.] x.com/sordidshrewd/s…

"Whatever strokes your ego." [He shrugged once more while raising a brow in her direction.] x.com/sordidshrewd/s…

[Feels like draining some humans dry.] "Any volunteers?"

"Certain people really bring out my ego." [His smirk grew wider as he kept his gaze on the woman.] - x.com/sordidshrewd/s…

- "And other people I just plain out want to kill." x.com/sordidshrewd/s…

Bourbon, Blood, and Sex. The only things that keep me sane while spending enternity on this hell hole we call earth.

"Clearly you've already narrowed it down to find the answer." [He rolled his eyes rather arrogantly.] -x.com/sordidshrewd/s…

- "Though it may vary depending on the mood." x.com/sordidshrewd/s…

"Would anybody like to join me for a murder spree?"

// Still very much in need of SLs, so please feel free to DM me.

I forgot how boring you people are, that's okay I'll just go entertain myself.

Is that supposed to be an insult?x.com/sordidshrewd/s…

Opinion still remains valid.

Was being serious about this.

I'll be in dms for those who want to help fix my boredom.

This blew up.