Basically. The only music worse than UB40 is reggae…….

I can’t believe I didn’t win the lottery…. What a disappointment! Instead, I just “fall back” like the rest of you losers!

My polling station doesn’t have “I Voted” stickers…. How am I supposed to prove to the world I was voter #3 without a sticker!??

Go sports !!

I am a horrible impulse buyer !

Hiccups?? Peanut butter is a hiccups miracle !! Trust me….

If any company wants to use my NIL… I’m open to negotiations ….

When did the airlines catch wind we all bring our own booze on the aircraft ??

Shots fired at Trump rally. Character assassination, failed. Attempt to deplete savings, failed. Attempt to silence, failed. Only option left, actual assassination attempt, FAILED. I’ve been saying repeatedly, double down on private security!

NEW: Jon Stewart calls out the hypocrisy from the DNC for how they celebrated people who "prosecuted s*xual predators" but also had Bill Clinton give a speech. These people all know the DNC is playing them as fools yet they will still cast their votes for Democrats. “They had a

RT if your team is undefeated

.Gov. Kim Reynolds discusses the importance of reducing debt

RT if your team is still undefeated

Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all those who celebrate

We still need to find out who this is

Dateline Cedar Rapids - American Airlines leaves flight AA1288 stranded 50 feet from the gate. Nearly 2 hours and counting.