It's like Destiny meets Oregon Trail, but for families.

It's a music video set in a bookstore with thriller car chases and nudity.

It's a music video set in the future, but with Ron Swanson as the ninja and puppies.

Think about Conan the Barbarian set in a futuristic Tokyo, with Alyson Hannigan as the evil dictator.

It's a concept album set in the future, but with Black Widow as the sidekick and corporate sponsorship.

It's a Netflix original series of if Temeraire was combined with Mad Max: Fury Road, but grimdark.

It's a collectible card game set at sea, but with Merlin as the antagonist and poorly constructed invented languages.

It's like if Doogie Howser, MD was set in a Southern manor.

It's like if Futurama met The Odyssey, but in Greenwich Village.

It's a yuri short story collection set in a bookstore with moon lawyers and romance.

It's like Settlers of Catan, but on ice and during the Regency.

Kickstart this Twine game that's like if Frank Miller had made Sonic the Hedgehog.

Picture if American Girl did a nanopunk dirge.

This experimental film is like if Conan the Barbarian was alternate history.

I need you to picture if Bret Easton Ellis did a occult detective amusement park ride, set in Arthurian England.

It's like Temeraire meets The Boondock Saints.

Imagine this: if Philip K. Dick and Joss Whedon did a magical realism collectible card game.

Imagine this: a novelty popsicle version of Disney World.

It's a avant-garde dirge with chickens, set in a bar.

It's A Brave New World meets Dark Souls.