María Cristina Lalonde (@muchosjalapenos) 's Twitter Profile
María Cristina Lalonde

@muchosjalapenos

Lover. Fighter. Freelance writer.

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Casual #sex isn’t for everyone, but #women are disproportionately left unsatsified sexually, mentally and emotionally: bygiddy.com/hookup-culture

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DYK: #humans were making pornographic depictions of themselves possibly as early as 40,000 BCE? bygiddy.com/comprehensive-…

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heartwrenching tales of pandemic-era romance that remind us the course of true love never did run smooth, the hero's journey is never an easy one, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, and to always bring a sweater. bit.ly/3xHIc27

heartwrenching tales of pandemic-era romance that remind us the course of true love never did run smooth, the hero's journey is never an easy one, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, and to always bring a sweater. 

bit.ly/3xHIc27
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Navigating the Dating Scene When You Stop Drinking: getmegiddy.com/navigating-dat… How to date after being stripped of the time-honored antidote to a lame first date (get drunk enough to make it not lame).

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"Driving to my first, #firstdate as a newly #sober person, I was nervous—and understandably so. For one thing, I was going in stripped of the time-honored antidote to a lame first date." bygiddy.com/dating-scene-s…

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People: How'd you decide to have pubic hair?! Me: It wasn't a decision. It grew there. It didn't harm me. So it didn't occur to me to do anything to it 🤷‍♀️ Thanks María Cristina Lalonde for letting me rant about this for this @getmegiddy article: getmegiddy.com/history-pubic-…

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"There was this cop—this is a real story!—and she was at my comedy show," he said. "She was like, 'I know it's big. Let me see!' bit.ly/3H47ryZ

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If women are only afforded a sexual "freedom" that expects us to have lots of sex with lots of people, or else be judged as unfree, we are not really free.

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Update: Day 3 of testing-positive-for-omicron quarantine - Can't remember how to pronounce the word "gesture" (is it a hard or soft "g"?), what a hand massage feels like or what love is.

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Beyond potential stick-it-to-your-parents appeal, what is so gosh darn seductive about the bad boy? getmegiddy.com/what-makes-bad…

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March is disability awareness month so at Giddy, I spearheaded a series centered on sex. Our first installment by María Cristina Lalonde looks at the history of disability activism. getmegiddy.com/disability-and…

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María Cristina Lalonde dove into the benefits of sex surrogacy for folks living with a disability for Giddy "...earlobes or hands or knees or hips—these areas that often get overlooked can become new erogenous zones." Joslyn Nerdahl getmegiddy.com/disability-and…

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Thanks to María Cristina Lalonde for interviewing me for this Giddy article about Roman sex and sexuality -- and producing an impressively concise and entertainingly informative piece from my over-excited ramblings! getmegiddy.com/ancient-roman-…