Hahaha you should have seen me back in the day when I had stuff to strut it was really quite pathetic

My résumé is really just a list of things I hope I never have to do again.

An app that allows you to scan all of your remaining topless plastic containers and bottomless lids, and automatically sends you their missing counterparts… who’s with me?

It well may be that there are better things in life than coffee, but coffee helps me get over the fact that I don't have any of them.

a little dog with a muzzle walked up to me on the street yesterday and her owner said “she doesn’t bite, she just eats trash.” I’ve never related to anyone more

Jess phillips should resign Today she publicly called me a liar to the whole nation when she knew i wasnt lying. Im a grooming gang survivor who has been called a liar her whole life by public services and councils to try and cover up the horrendous abuse they let happen to me as

New improved Abyss! Now bottomless!

If 5000 TERFs give £2.50 the TERF HC ⬛️◼️▪️ can get her operation which she needs to get a tumour out. If you can, do. Apparently I have to say please. Please. givesendgo.com/HC?utm_source=…

today's only Wednesday. Slap the crap out of someone today.

Found my tribe

Have you ever noticed how Red Delicious apples aren't delicious at all?

Guys. I cried. I met my goal weight. After 2.5 yrs, I did it! I lost 135 lbs.

A haunted house, but it's just a staff meeting of all ice breakers.

[ad for a water cure] Tired of your horse being thirsty? Have I got a deal for you.

🚨 NEW: The survivors who quit the grooming gangs inquiry say they’ll only return if: 1. Jess Phillips quits as Safeguarding Minister 2. They’re consulted on a judge-led Chair 3. Victims can speak freely 4. The inquiry isn't diluted 5. The victim liaison lead is replaced

Naps are cute until you wake up not knowing if it’s been 3 mins or 12 years.

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Don’t you fucking worry about how many goldfish crackers I have in my pocket

We are at 26% of the fundraiser THANK YOU 🙏 We have a bit of a way to go .. I’ve got 17 days until surgery and I would totally appreciate shares / donations and keep those stories coming. It’s so important we share our journeys with one another .. I have loved this time

This new algo has me having to beg here. So I’ll beg. CALLING ALL TERVEN!!! Please share this among Terven. Immediately reply to me. Then immediately repost this. Then immediately follow Róisín! The bad mob is going after her. Please, let’s balance that out with love!!