unfortunately i often find out without even getting to fuck around

“You’re so pretty “ okay then carry a mini Polaroid pic of me inside your wallet

real

yall want 2016 summers. i want 2006 summers. no phones. a ton of cousins taking care of cousins. playing in the river. chasing after the ice cream truck after the panic of scrambling for them dollars. friday night disney channel. like cmon now

Okay, I have tips. 1) You need to start doing some sort of fitness activity like 3x per week. Most ppl stop being as active as they were in their younger years for various reasons and it starts to catch up with you. also, be sure to get a good stretch in daily

you’re not depressed you just need to hang out with your long distance best friends

Calling someone a bozo is so fucking funny. Let’s bring that back

I know this is cliché to say, but you really truly had to be there and I’m so glad I’m gang

Snapchat be like “special moments” and it’s me naked

Selecting all images with traffic lights

Eminem WASHING big artists on their own songs. AN EDUCATIONAL THREAD :

Gatorade nailed the color of their best flavor

@dotinglyricism “So what we’re not about to do”

every adult woman I know is reading like they're trying to qualify for a pizza party and every guy I know owes DraftKings $5000

Apple, if i unsend a message just let it be that. the whole announcement is crazy

some fashion items in movies that i think about constantly: 1) sarah michelle gellar's gogo boots in 'scooby doo'

I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like hey you can’t do that anymore

Jess is my least favorite islander of all time ever. A frickin twat 🙄 #LoveIslandUK

I will never go in a tanning bed. This movie scarred me