The Commanders trying to stop the Tush Push

Welcome to the Resistance, Mike.

The Kendrick Lamar halftime show was meant for people who understand how tariffs work.

I might pass out

People will really look at you with a straight face and say they prefer basketball and baseball to this. Hockey fucking rocks.

Canada is not the USSR. Stop ruining miracles on ice for me by comparing the two games. #fournations

hot take but ‘all my friends smell like weed or little babies’ is just a comment on adulthood. at an extended cousin hang out recently, i’m one of the youngest. everyone really DOES smell like weed or little babies. and in my family they’ll all drink the same 😭

The most divisive man on earth has divided Canada on our greatest hockey player ever, somehow. Sad, really.

Erasing Jackie Robinson is like a top 5 un-American thing you can ever do, btw.

did you get to choose your favourite NHL team or were you subjected to your dads favourite team growing up which you need to stay loyal to like a family heirloom?

you’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time

Doing this at an RFK rally

Yes Jesus would love that!

Okay fine I’ll say it. Anyone who is incentivized enough by $5000 to have a child is probably not financially secure enough to have a child.

So MAGA is cool with this then too, right?

JFC the Florida fans don’t even know to boo bettman

Everybody knew this was coming. As soon as a Canadian team did it the jig was up. Kucherov? Literally took the year off and showed up game one. No problem. Stone? Tkachuk? Nope, nothing to see. But the Oilers do it? I guarantee you this is gonna cost picks and be punitive. I'm

08/01 -didn’t get posted for national gf day -paid rent

nobody has a house 😭

i have enough on my plate now i gotta worry about giraffes