don’t you fucking forget

i’m on that ubermensch sleep cycle

TSA said ‘you’ve got some drip going on’ made my day

taking a dump in the airport & the bowels of hell are synonymous

can’t relate

if you can read this say hi

stock market bf & astrology gf

I don’t even fucking need sleep

ketamine makes the juul taste funny

i’ll take 10mgs of adderall for every like this tweet gets

This dude posted my number to 10k people, I've waited so long for my revenge let's go.

Top Ten All-Time 1. LeBron James 2. Michael Jordan 3. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar 4. Magic Johnson 5. Shaquille O’Neal 6. Wilt Chamberlin 7. Kobe Bryant 8. Tim Duncan 9. Larry Bird 10. Hakeem Olajuwon

the fact that i’m at risk of seeing a 14 year old’s opinion at any point during my day is a human rights violation