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Today I shared a stage with Harry Hill. #Ifyouwerethereyouwerethere 😝

“Once you go inside, in this club, you’re never going to go out” ❤️ Jaack meets Paolo Di Canio: available on YouTube from Sunday ⚒

13 games, 12 wins & 1 draw 🥵 🔝 West Ham remain only team to win the Conference League unbeaten ⚒️ #UECL | West Ham United

Unreal Gegenpressing from her, we need more reporters to be like this towards him instead of lapping up the nonsense he's always spilling

Never trust a West Ham fan that thinks we should sell Soucek, bottom tier fans.

Dear mouse running around in the ceiling/walls/loft, please fuck off I need to sleep as have opening show of Calendar Girls tomorrow. Thank you kindly.

My next show 😍 thameside-tickets.thamesidetheatre.com/ticketbooth/sh…

Dear son,

👍👍👍

Change my mind

Right then. Time for a certain group of blokes running around in claret shirts to ruin my weekend. Irons.

Since 24/25, West Ham have won just 1/9 games Tomas Soucek hasn’t started in 3-1 vs Man City ❌ 3-0 vs Chelsea ❌ 2-1 vs Man United ✅ (on at HT) 3-0 vs Forest ❌ 5-0 vs Liverpool ❌ 1-0 vs Wolves ❌ 2-1 vs Liverpool ❌ 1-1 vs Southampton ❌ 3-0 vs Sunderland ❌ 11% win rate 🫣

David Moyes OBE’s last game at the London Stadium vs Luton (11th of May, 2024) was the last time West Ham have won a game from a losing position. West Ham have had 2 managers and played 43 games since then.

I've said it once and I'll say it again. We've become worryingly shit ever since Pablo Fornals left. No Pablo. No party.

Me watching myself head to my first ever West Ham game. Lifetime of punishment 😭