i’m still expecting my fucking cryptozoo egg to hatch

The game’s gone

Le Tissier’s theory…

1) tweet mad shit
2) get called out on mad shit
3) accuse anyone who calls him out on mad shit as bots and trolls

The first person ever to run the entire length of Africa. Mission complete🫡

Same energy.

Russ Cook

Witnessing Russ Cook cross the finish line here in Africa is the single most inspirational thing I think I’ve ever seen… what an absolute machine. Truly is the ⁦Russ Cook⁩

Complete waffle, and fucking snidey of them to try diminish Russ Cook’s effort a day before he finishes.

Also, the other bloke hasn’t gone from most Southernly to most Northernly - clearly.

Russ is the first human to run the length of Africa 🏆

Luke Littler Premier League nights won before Happy Hour 0/8

Luke Little Premier League nights won after Happy Hour 2/2

Coincidence? Hmm… 👀 (definitely)

Gezzy WHAT THE FUCK

Just passed half a million for The Running Charity & Sandblast

Thanks to everyone involved🫡

This is going to be some semi final isn’t it 👀

Hey siri, define ‘Happy Hour Podcast’ in a single image

Ipswich Town are Premier League

Who do you think is the most universally liked person? Like who’s the closest to 100% of people who know of them, love them?

I’ve started compiling a list.

David Attenborough
Jack Black
Keanu Reeves
HardestGeezer
N’Golo Kante

Not really Mandy

Doku is the world’s greatest shittest footballer.

Just want genuine opinions, because I don’t know if I’m just being a biased West Ham fan, but HOW is that a penalty? Phillips is about to clear the ball, and Gordon gets in front at the last second?

Gordon didn’t have possession? I don’t understand it. Maybe it is a penalty?

This.