Conor Gallagher in January as our marquee signing. We’re in a knife fight and they’ve given us a dildo.

GIVE ME FREEDOM GIVE ME FIRE GIVE ME PENALTY OR I RETIRE 🎶🎶🎶🎶

Wow

Give it O’Hara til end o’season

The most perfect example of ‘game of two halves’ I’ve ever seen

I left my dildo in the loo at work. HR sent a company wide message, with a photo of the travel bag I keep him in, asking the owner to retrieve their "personal item". I'll miss him, but there's no way in hell I'm going to go and get him back from HRs desk in our open-plan office.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The great Fabrice Hawkins and Florent Germain breaking the news that Roberto De Zerbi is about to leave Marseille! Not a surprise though as he had to go after the humiliating defeat in Paris on Sunday.

I’m telling you, this is an inside job. How else is he still here?

🚨🗣️ Liam Rosenior on Mikel Arteta’s time at Arsenal so far:

🚨 BREAKING: Thomas Frank has been sacked as Tottenham Hotspur manager this morning following the club’s 11th defeat of the season Find out more ⬇️ telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

Gutted 12 days to prepare, whilst we play 3 games Now the famous new manager bounce Luckiest club in the world

🚨 - Joe Willock on IG: 😅 #NUFC

Got a mate (Danish) in need of a spare for Brentford (a) and Spurs (a) - Had his membership on pause for the last 8 months and hasn't got enough credits now until it resets. Arsenal Tickets

To all Spurs fans, with the ridiculous cost of watching your team, switch to Leyton Orient, you will be just as grumpy, but for a fraction of the cost. ☺️

Does anything surprise you about this Martin Scorsese Top 10 list? What would you change?

This is exactly why football is the greatest sport on earth 🤣

3pt lead Havertz injury Saka & Martin not yet back Spurs new manager bounce All in 1 day! Gonna be a long 3 months

Saw #Wasteman tonight - very good film with outstanding performances by David Jonsson. Brutal film, though