Gave my baby the gift of life in October so I’m going ahead and calling that her Christmas gift. She’ll probably hate it.

Thank god thin brows are back in, mine never fully recovered from when I massacred them in 2003.

“Spare” is good, but I would have gone with “The Harry Formerly Known as Prince”

It’s stinky tree season

My new album is out today- and it’s bandcamp Friday! michelemcguire.bandcamp.com/album/getting-…

This is getting crazy… is anyone going to invite me to Taylor swift next week or no?

#vanderpumprulesreunion

My dog and my baby are sitting near each other. Me:

I actually want to go to Haunted House more than I want to go to Aqua.

#ITYSL

Jolly RancHER? I hardly know HER!

Who will be the baby of the year? #itysl

I love a summer thunderstorm when I’m in the comfort of my own home with no plans. So… yeah.

I don’t need any fanfare but… I got the wordle in 1 try today. #house

Who is the guy with the long red tail? And also.. what are the rules on that

I’ve said it once I’ll say it again, my Goldendoodle (on her best day) resembles Blake lively

Has anyone seen this man?

Cicadas are making me question where the hell lightening bugs are burrowing all winter

With all that is going on on in the world it’s relieving to see that this is only The New York Times email notification I received this evening

Cher. With all due respect… We know what ya did just there. #snl #cher