There won't be a second interview, but at least they'll know the difference between cold-pressed and cold-extracted olive oil.

𝐄𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐭 𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐞 Twitter has these little amazing rewards for spending entirely too much time here in a way that no other platform comes even close to replicating

If this appears on your timeline. May everything align in your favor today.

ITS REAL FUCKING TEARS COMING OUT MY EYES BRO FUCKKKPGJDYKDKYDYKDYKDIYSGJXHKXJDTJSJGDGJXGJD

Şişman kediye selam vermeyen herkes için Şubat ayı kötü şans getirecek.

going to enjoy being one of the last educated people in the post-apocalypse. they're going to bring me scraps of books as I sit by the trash fire, whispering to each other 'garbage sage can see things in the markings' and I will read to them from the Very Hungry Caterpillar

i know people don’t really read anymore but if any of you are familiar with history you’ll know how incredibly five alarm fire it is that don lemon got arrested for covering the protests in mn

"He had sex parties with young women, some of them minors, but none of them were "children" in the conventional sense of the ter-"

This is all you need to know about him

BREAKING: Grown Man Assaults Female High School Student After She Kicks His Truck Over Racist Remarks During a Student “Walk Out” Anti-ICE Protest! 📍 Buda, TX — Johnson High School area (FM 967 & SH 1626 intersection) Nextdoor parents report: Driver spewing hate at red light

UPDATE: The Beginning Of The Video That They Don’t Want You To See. Grown Man Assaults Female High School Student After She Kicks His Truck Over Racist Remarks During a Student “Walk Out” Anti-ICE Protest! 📍 Buda, TX — Johnson High School area (FM 967 & SH 1626 intersection)

my agenda has gone so far

50 Cent just dropped the pettiest Super Bowl commercial of all time😂😂😂

I’ll take Sir Duncan’s side

stop naming real men. i hate all of your celebrity men. i am talking about ser duncan the tall.

House of the Dragon vs A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

sober and serious baby.

When I remember that I can see a holy war spreading across the universe like unquenchable fire

I will never understand why America's redneck/country boy population worships a creepy ass con man from New York City. Hank Williams Jr warned you about this shit

how it feels when you have a gift for someone but can’t tell them