Mercedes "Mercedes Ohlen" Ohlen (@mercedesohlen) 's Twitter Profile
Mercedes "Mercedes Ohlen" Ohlen

@mercedesohlen

my name is mercedes ohlen, but my friends call me mercedes ohlen.

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yo this guy ordered 7 hot dogs and keeps throwing the boxes at me once he’s done with them. anyone know the number for AMC Corporate?

yo this guy ordered 7 hot dogs and keeps throwing the boxes at me once he’s done with them. anyone know the number for AMC Corporate?
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Conan is trending right now which means I can talk about the time my dad was the upright bassist for musical guest Ronnie Dawson on Late Night in 1999. an important addition to the Kurt Ohlen lore.

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I have a lot of opinions about the MMCU (Mamma Mia Cinematic Universe) but let me just say: it was heavily implied that Donna's mother had died in the first film and then she was resurrected as Cher in a helicopter. I think reintroducing Donna is the least of our worries.