I Need To Shoot My Phone

‘bags’ by clairo proly one of the greatest songs ever made

kinda need one good bonk on the head followed by 3-4 birds circling above me as i regain consciousness

if my whimsy levels get too low i’ll die

“i’d never be dumb enough to join a cult” bitch you’re literally in grad school

“You are the people’s princess” is actually the highest compliment

developing feelings for barry keoghan instead of jacob elordi after watching saltburn

just made my 2024 moodboard now I can go back to my seasonal depression and procrastination

My Roman Empire is the first 1-21 seasons of Survivor that aren’t available in Canada because they’re too unethical

Drake may be weird, bisexual, and a lame but yall could never make me hate him

i lowkey dont have anything to say to anyone ever for the rest of my life!!!!

kinda miss being 13 reading wattpad stories until 5 am on a summer night

real all-timer this morning

Montreal eyes Montrealize Montreal Lies

if you dislike salt and vinegar chips it means you lack courage and strength of character

If they banned root beer I would be in overalls making that shit in my bathtub TOMORROW

when i watch emily in paris i feel like a dog who's owners left the tv on for them while they go run errands

yes I’ll have the bone broth martini