"eat what's in season" the health people said Me:

I got my sticker

16 targaritas in I’m stealing the red balls outside the building

Caffeine is not enough I need to be electrocuted

My Jersey Mike’s sub after Blackstone layers on debt and squeezes out a few more points of EBITDA margin

When the moon hits your eye Like it's 5:45, That's November

wow they really sang live on set didn’t they?!

Not now sweetie mommy is taking the lyrics of Defying Gravity and really holding space with that and feeling power in that

The 103rd floor of the Empire State Building was originally built to hold space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity

R.I.P. 2024 (2024 - 2024)

Please don't tell me "Happy Honda Days" when you know my family celebrates A Nissan December to Remember

forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times

I need vine back omg

everyones going crazy over DeepSeek artificial intelligence chatbots meanwhile id rather Seek Deep and meaningful conversations with my fellow man

please

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

the girls know filling this bag is the equivalent to a months rent

kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater

super bowl sunday > valentine’s day for the food alone

Average day in 2025