Super Hans: What we really need to do is create a powerful​ sense of dread. [Holds down on one key on the keyboard.] See, the longer the note, the more dread.

no real opinion about ozzy osbourne but i remember when the osbournes tv show was airing my mom called them (in somali) "the fuck family" because of how much they would swear

Just ran into Sir Rod Stewart in line at my Toronto Timmies. I said, "Sir, I didn't expect to see YOU here!" He just chuckled, did a little dance and said "Must. Have. Tims," in a robotic voice. Nice guy!

say what you will about Hulk Hogan, but I’ve always found this photo of a derelict Pastamania—the Hulkster’s short lived dough-and-sauce eatery—quite moving.

They should make a new Borat where we just see his workout routine and meal plan and he is very serious.

Hulk Hogan proved you could go bald at 19 and thrive.

Tomorrow night, for once!

Challengers (2024)

When a WeTransfer expires? That’s so sad.

I’m living proof that a man can spill burning hot coffee on his leg, yell ahh fuck out loud, and still thrive in his chosen field.

Why is it anyone’s responsibility to welcome anyone into “the tent”? Why is the burden always on the people who were right all along? If Hakeem Jeffries or Keir Starmer suddenly decide after two years that Israel is doing wrong, why do they deserve a blowjob for it?

[Leonard Cohen voice] I’ve heard there was a secret chimp

Super Hans: Nice packet of Crunchy Nut you​'ve got here. Pretty expensive, as I recall. [pours cereal onto floor]

rob schneider in a sandler movie: (riding a tricycle in a child's cowboy costume, yelling "YOU CAN DO IT!" for SAG scale) schneider on a red carpet for that movie: it's a shame what liberals are doing to our speech. the culture has become censorious; free thought is now illegal.

Presenting: Gig For Gaza 2025 🇵🇸 Following last year’s Gig For Gaza, which raised over £125,000, Paul Weller is curating another night of music and solidarity. Featuring: Primal Scream, Inhaler, Maverick Sabre, and Paul Weller. More acts to be announced soon... (1/2)

The Naked Gun is back, and Irish funnyman Liam Neeson is at his slapsticketty best!

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