Who puts a governor on a treadmill? Is running more than 30 minutes indoors illegal?

How fitting

‘24 was good. ‘25 will be epic.

Men will have entire setups like this just so they underperform the S&P500

And everyone still makes fun of Dr Doofensmirtz. Slash without his top hat and shades is the equivalent of Perry without his fedora

“Yeah dude I totally play for the Canes”

They were generally accepted

Same, John. Can you show me some guitar chords?

UVA law’s guest lectures are great content

Dio was a better fit in Sabbath than Ozzy

Taylor Sheridan is white Tyler Perry

8U travel baseball shouldn’t be a thing

Sade is incredible. Don’t think I’ve skipped a song tbh

They’re called synthetic debt bundles of gym memberships and burritos… and they’re awesome

Red Sox Moses Breaking the Tablets of the Law, by Rembrandt, 1659

Per this report, Waterford’s Mike Burrows starting tomorrow for the Pirates LancerAthletics

This is not our war. But if it were, Congress must decide such matters according to our Constitution. I’m introducing a bipartisan War Powers Resolution tomorrow to prohibit our involvement. I invite all members of Congress to cosponsor this resolution.

The reason people are drinking less is you sleep SO much better, you have days w/more energy & focus & you get sick less. Knowing alcohol can increase cancer risk factors in too. But not many people are getting scared into halting drinking. The upsides are the hook. Cheers.