My son wouldn't get out of the bath last night. I poured a few drops of cold water from the sink on him and he popped right out. Victory.

You can't make this stuff up anymore.

Fighter pilot is one of those jobs that even if you don't make it to management you're still a fighter pilot.

I think I am ok with mine. Thanks Grok.

Am I the only one that made a powerpoint presentation with a black background and go into presentation mode on my off monitor while I watch a show on my main monitor?

I swear to god there's a ghost that comes into my house and steals phone and tablet chargers.

Gaming with wife last night, her character keeps jumping around no matter what we were playing. Ask her to ping 1.1.1.1 "not recognized as an internal or external command" That's weird. sfc scan now, dism, chkdisk, all fine. Type ping 1.1.1.1 "You didn't say there was a

I'm very curious to see how much gold gets slammed when the US traders wake up in the morning.

I told you we’d be back

We have decided we are only buying the same pairs of socks for our kids in bulk from here forward.

Protip on avoiding the new tipping culture. Pay cash, avoid the screen.

Costco to buy 2 oz of gold and the rest steaks. x.com/1Nicdar/status…

DJed my first wedding this past Saturday. I was so nervously mixing the first two songs during the dance portion that I didn't look up. When I finally looked up, the dance floor was packed, what a rush.

Looks like I was right about this one... Can only get 2 ounces of gold now, no steaks. x.com/mathughson/sta…