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Mark Sheldon

@markdsheldon

Big Gulps, huh?

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calendar_today15-09-2009 21:59:25

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It would be best to retire now before that batting average goes under the Mendoza line. Blue Jays fans put up with this guy for six years. SIX YEARS (6). Ridiculous. He had one good month a season and everyone got excited. And then he’d suck. Reminds me of Daulton Varsho.

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That reminds me of the time I thought it was a good idea to have 21 drinks on my 21st birthday and then all of a sudden I was naked walking through a park in Munich, Germany.

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Maple Leafs fans need to take a deep breath. And maybe I’m overthinking this but isn’t it called Canada’s National Tower? Or maybe you’re overthinking this because who gives a shit?

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Sure it’s not Oakmont, but the Toronto Hunt Club has to have one of the best 1st hole tee blocks in all of Canada. The most beautiful bogey you could ask for.

Sure it’s not Oakmont, but the Toronto Hunt Club has to have one of the best 1st hole tee blocks in all of Canada. 

The most beautiful bogey you could ask for.
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Alright, whats the deal with this guy? Weird behaviour since winning the Masters. And by weird behaviour, I mean the guy is acting like a complete dick to a lot of people. And when he does speak to the big bad media, he’s condescending and arrogant. No one likes him anymore.

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Am I still dreaming? Is this real? What is happening? This is embarrassing for Canada. And the world. Truly. Without shame. All of them.

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It's 2025. We can stop injecting religion into every aspect of society now. "God Bless You" because an evil spirit is gonna get ya? Stop it. You sneezed. Because you're a human being.