Seriously? People are going to start bitching about Go Fund Me pages?? Wtf can no one be happy anymore 🙄

there hasn't been a new christmas movie good enough to watch every holiday season in over 20 years.

The Christmas Chronicles on Netflix is pretty damn good actually…

I’ve had off work 6 days in a row between snow/cold weather days, my kids being sick, the weekend, and MLK day. PLUS we had a snow day last Tuesday also. How tf am I supposed to go back to work after this 2nd winter break I basically just had??😅

We’re listing our house tomorrow and I’m not stressed; but that stresses me out? What is wrong with me??

We finished getting our house ready to list last night and I swear it hasn’t been this clean or tidied up since I was trying to naturally induce labor with H 2.5 years ago😅

The worst thing about the end of the work day is when I want a snack but don’t have any good snacks.

Anyone else ever feel like there’s just never enough coffee that can help you deal with Mondays??🤦🏼‍♀️

Sold our house and bought a house all in one week. So basically I’ve been very emo this week🙃

Ok. I’m just gonna say it. Elementary school aged kids don’t belong having a Stanley cup🤦🏼‍♀️I can’t tell you how many of my students I’ve seen with them and it’s ridiculous IMO…

Student: I can’t see your computer screen Me: well that’s good because you’re not supposed to be able to… 🤦🏼‍♀️

Bitch. If you don’t like the look of realistic motherhood then you won’t be able to handle being a fucking mom. So sorry it’s “undesirable” to you. But that’s the most realistic shit there is.

Also was like this yesterday in Illinois🙃

Where to start?? For being ugly, being overweight, the fact that I liked to read, being a rule follower, for not being able to handle getting BULLIED. I can’t make that last one up…