Listens to Tool once:

You do realize how firefighters being unable to extricate a victim is a bad thing, right?

Fogo The Resonance

Just WARM EACH OTHER UP ITS THE POINT PRESS THAT FAG UP AGAINST THE WALL AND KISS HER NECK WHILE THE HOT WATER CASCADES DOWN YOUR BODIES god you people can’t do ANYTHING

Imagine spending a decade making a TV show and then the fans hate your ending so much that they spend the next week picking apart every minor production mistake you’ve ever made to try to justify their conspiracy theory about a secret alternate ending

Can't be overstated how pathetic it is to have your ultimate colonial fantasy just be a strip mall

ally

“A pig” That’s John Pork

Nikki Glaser's cut #GoldenGlobes joke about Sydney Sweeney: "People just aren’t going to the theaters to see things. If you don’t believe me, there was a movie this year where Sydney Sweeney played a lesbian who just bounced around in tiny shorts for two hours and it made $14.”

Albert de Vanves j'avais un vieux clone immonde de minecraft sur ma 3ds c'était une merveilleuse époque

No way we walk this earth among these people

but I am open to it !!!

Making a fake cross for yourself to carry is deeply symbolic of modern Christianity as a whole

the man is 180 years old and refuses to lip sync to a track I respect tf out of it

You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like.

I am a morbidly obese Redditor rubbing my belly laughing at this

americans can not achieve arousal without seeing a burger

Aux US ils mangent de la pâte thermique ??

when you put them all together like this it makes elons look worse i wonder when people will realize this

Alors que la VF de South Park est un trésor national