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When you’re happy you enjoy the melody but when you’re broken you understand the lyrics.

Randomly bought Brach's conversation hearts today bc I was feeling nostalgic. Pretty disappointed with the quality control, only 2 of the hearts were legible in the whole box. Ferrara

Has anyone tried putting all the Wordle answers together to see if they spell out a warning

aquarium security noticing my bump: how far along are you? me: excuse me?! octopus under my shirt: *jabs gun in my side a little harder* me: OW I MEAN 5 MONTHS!

Container shipping company profits First 9 months of 2021: $80 billion All of 2010-2020: $38 billion "man, those supply-chain problems and inflation is just killing us"

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Retweet if you want to see Beto O’Rourke crush Greg Abbott

American schools are more dangerous than schools in Afghanistan. Let that sink in.

My dog and I talked and we agree that you’re being an idiot.

Bitch, stop calling yourself a diva. You drive a minivan.

Rolling up the sleeves on my pajamas when a work email comes in after 6pm.

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People who say they look terrible in photos : Don't worry, you look pretty bad in real life, too.