one of the big benefits of a second lockdown which isn’t mentioned nearly enough is that it would really really annoy all the right people

remember when lockdown made us want to message each other

Pile your troubles on God's shoulders—he'll carry your load, he'll help you out. 🍃💫Psalm 55:22 MSG💫🍃

if you don’t put your left sock on first you’re an imbecile

look everybody it’s just cuddly boris’ cuddly dad making a cute cuddly “slip up” and breaking the cuddly rules awww bless him 🥰 google.co.uk/amp/s/news.sky…

remember when people overreacted about a toilet roll shortage

‘12 yr old thug arrested for drug running’. Why does the headline read that way? Why doesn’t it read ‘12 yr old boy rescued from drug gang’? Why does our language so often promote condemnation rather than compassion? Oasis UK is planning to change that! bbc.co.uk/news/education…

so like being dyslexic surely it’s only fair I get 25% extra time in life as well as in exams no?

it’s getting ridiculous the number of times I have to put my password into my laptop because I sit at my desk scrolling through my phone

thankfully boris has now cleared up that dominic cummings was in Tier -57

man who doesn’t know how many children he has & spends his free time dying his barnet > scientists yes.👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

my sims 4 house is the proudest thing in my life

this is the first time I don’t want the clocks to go back. 2020 needs to be over.

remember when you were like 14/15 and thort it woz kool to spell werds rong

it’s halloween tomorrow? what I swear it was march like yesterday????

well that’s one good thing that’s come from this year #Election2020results #JoeBiden

when you pop out for a round of golf and when you come back you've lost the Presidency

well at least Trump isn’t a sore loser who throws his toys out the pram. no. wait. that’s exactly what he is.

remember BHS