Birthdayyyy🙌💨💥💯🎊🎉

That Diego Costa fella was rubbish in the World Cup, no idea why Chelsea signed - Oh. vine.co/v/MV1QqAgqz7u

You wan' some

Need a job😩

Oh my ariana grande is such a sort

@ArianaGrande marry me

Carnival twated my phone, facebook me if you need me

Might turn up at United tomorrow for trials

Twelve hour shift on two hours sleep. Superb.

Some of these people who post on freshers facebook pages are just deranged

Third and final substitution for Aldershot sees Josh Scott replacing the excellent Tom Derry. Well deserved ovation for Tom Derry. 2-0 Shots

“Piers Morgan: put stale milk back in the fridge.' Claude sums up the Wenger situation perfectly > youtu.be/UMxiGI7Rhlo Ben Hornby christ

“Wealdstone Raider: You've got no fans FT Andy Tate vine.co/v/OiljIdDxOgp” @j_kelly39

There's no more precious freedom than having the liberty to take the piss out of the powerful, the extreme, the pompous and the stupid.

My personal view is that Costa in a process should get off his charge. Impossible to prove he meant it and he doesn't look at the player.

I feel like The day I lost my virginity and than woke up and saw It was a wet dream. Dreams can be cruel sometimes!!! #mmlove #CFC

Hi Gary Cahill, you might remember this picture after Hamish asked you to sign his Man Utd shirt! Hamish passed away recently... 1/3

Gary Cahill ...and we are doing a run to raise funds for the The Royal Marsden Cancer Charity to help other teenagers in a similar situation... 2/3

Gary Cahill ...if you or any of the Chelsea FC boys could donate we would be so thankful!! Here is the link: justgiving.com/fundraising/Ru…