Love when it’s my turn in the friend group to have a menty b

Girls with depression give the craziest head

I am woman hear me apologize profusely for something someone else did

my job is just... meeting

me *at a party*: so what do you guys think of my personality

i need my brain scooped like an LA bagel

"you only live once!!!" good i literally never want to do this again

when i say something funny and my friend says "omg what's that from" and i say "just my brain"

hell hath no fury like having to write a manifesto hungover

i'm a feminist in the sense that i'm a girl but also a bad student

does tracy chapman know what she's done for the white girls who do yoga community

Taylor swift really is for the anxiously attached girlies

ok so when phoebe bridgers says "i wanna be emaciated" it's art but when i say it i "should see someone" ???? smh

i just know the family group chats going absolutely off with snow pics rn

Brb exiting my body

Industry veterans to form new agency with "creativity at the center"

would love to meet dave franco some day

.@Tourneau sent my watch in over a year ago to be fixed, received a repair code and never heard back. called a few months later, no update. now i'm not even getting calls back from repair people. it was my mom's watch that she was wearing when she gave birth to me. HELP

there is no higher form of comedy than a pet with a human name. congrats on your netflix special or whatever, but this dog's name is Peter

fyi every time a guy ghosts you it's because they're having a real bad oral herpes outbreak and they can't think of an excuse. tell your friends