When the chocolate eggs go on sale every year after Easter, I always go and buy a pile of them and keep them hidden away from my wife and children. I work from home so have just had one for lunch.

Legend

You won’t believe what my husband got me for my birthday.

Unsurprising, but very sad: conservative "tradwife" influencer Lauren Southern discovered being in a "traditional" marriage felt like being enslaved, she felt compelled to rationalize her husband's abuse, & the "anti-feminist" life was incredibly lonely and made her want to die.

You guys are killing me 😭😭😭

Eurovision loses almost a quarter of its UK viewers compared with 2023. That's what matters, not the desperately coordinated attempt to get Israel to win, which failed. theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/a…

I am sure many residents of Oxford East, which has amongst the highest densities of LGBTIQA+/queer residents UK (census), would also like an explanation as to why their MP is meeting with fringe groups who stir up hatred against bigotry against queer people. I certainly would.

The fact that my first thought was “huh, good idea” rather than “this is awful” just shows how normalised the pain of woman and girls is. I remember this as a teenager. Dr just shrugging and putting you on the pill. Life paused every month. Awful.

I work with teenagers. They’re… people, you know? They’re weird and funny and they’ll make up unhinged stuff for a laugh all the time. Don’t these people remember being 15??

Is this why she won’t let the kids talk in corridors? Because she unquestioningly believes everything they say?

Everyone slags Starmer over the family background in tools but in fairness he can assemble a cabinet quickly

James Timpson OBE James Timpson has been appointed Minister of State (Minister for Prisons, Parole and Probation) in the Ministry of Justice Ministry of Justice.

Unbelievably brilliant appointment

I'm not entirely convinced feminism means getting other women fired from selling books in Waterstones, but what do I know, huh?

Yes, college students have lost their ability to read. I have taught lit for 24 years; the threshold started to decline in the late aughts and nosedived during Covid. A thread with observations + how I get my students to read ALL (or at least most) of the reading I assign: 🧵

Exactly what a sign would say if there WAS something in the cave worth dying for

Everyone's timeline needs a cleanse and it doesn't get cleansier than Snoop Dogg dancing for a horse at the Olympics: