G feels the need… the need for speed.

i am an old woman & twitter is my porch

I must speak my truth. Coke Zero is astronomically better than Diet Coke

bieber fever really never ends i’m 29 years old in tears lmfao

“we got a lot of people at home watching” 😭 #bieberchella

all them drugs ain’t fuck up that voice you gotta respect it

bieberchella and it’s just him performing karaoke in what should be his room at midnight but it’s main stage coachella

never in my life did i think i’d find myself agreeing with nateanyahu jacobs but who really fucking needs $50,000 flowers…

zendaya puts on them converses and the gay takes over her like the green goblin mask

This is how I look at the hot dog cart drunk when I’m leaving the function

the mold growing in my water bottle said you would say that

Rue Bennett is like Carrie Bradshaw and drugs are her Mr. Big

“Anthony Volpe is returning soon.” Caballero:

Ruth. Judge. Mantle.

Me changing a .doc to PDF for someone making twice my salary.

People mad at north west for watching love island meanwhile I was watching rock of love and real world at her age

I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left

have the Mets considered getting bangs

tomorrow Justin Bieber will use Limewire instead of YouTube for his set