If you got a stache I’ll let you break my heart

“Her voice is so annoying, it’s like two pickles rubbing together” 😂

Things I learned in a hobo jungle were things they never taught me in a classroom

CAN WE GET SOME WAYLON JENNINGS UP IN THIS BITCH

15 weeks until summer 🌞🌞🌞

Professor explaining how pregnancy tests work: “wow I’m really mansplaining this aren’t I?”

Tripping in your crocs is so damn embarrassing lmao

“A cynical tadpole?” - Butch Cassidy

Fuck paper straws. Take me back to America: home of the free and land of the plastic

Yeah you lift but do you dry scoop and listen to Waylon?

*scrolling* *scrolling* *scrolling* *why am i not studying?* *scrolling with regret* *scrolling with regret* *scrolling with more regret*

I love being a nursing student

Great question Butch Cassidy

All my favorite music comes from Oklahoma

I can’t believe I get to love you 💖

The way that the 775 has a chokehold on me 🫶 But I literally cannot change my phone number because of my business😫

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The hardest thing in the world is pouring your soul into something that you’re proud of, just for no one else to see it from your eyes.