"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

Hi

Dune 2

First there was nowhere to write and read about this stuff, and then briefly, everyone jumped on the bandwagon but then it shrunk again (of course). Romper has been one of the last uhhhh men standing for a while now we all know the drill but alas it sucks!

Saying "I enjoyed smoking very much, and I do love tobacco - the smell of it, lighting cigarettes on fire, smoking them" in your announcement that you have emphysema is very cool.

for my gen X folks

OASIS are back your welcome and I hear there ATTITUDE STINKS good to know something’s never change LFUCKING x

“It’s just too bad that Joseph Smith, the founder of Mormonism, died in 1844 and therefore never got to hear Hunky Dory” agree!!!! rob harvilla

the best part of Conclave — and there are no bad parts — is when everybody starts accusing everybody else of wanting to be Pope

pov you go to a new wine bar in greenpoint

Karl Ove special

“Inside, we are ageless...and when we talk to ourselves, it's the same age of the person we were talking to when we were little. It's the body that is changing around that ageless center” - David Lynch. RIP

Hey Barack sorry but the smokers are busy right now.

May his memory invade your nightmares for generations to come

See you in the smoking section

My dream workplace is the Unsolved Mysteries call center

We’re all thinking it

i predict the new pope is *not* cool