We should replace the word “uncle” with “grandbrother”

Heard 60 some year old guy that sits in the cubicle in front of me lightly sing to himself “all I want for my birthdaaay is a big booty hoe” at around 9am today

I hope AJ and Big Justice made it out of Florida safely

Fit check

it’s 1995

our paul who blart in heaven

All I know is that when my car is repaired I am leaving West Virginia for awhile

That mf wit the glasses tweaking bruh

Big Kris how long am I supposed to brush

Just voted

You in her dms I’m in her bed with her cats watching Rami Malik cut gold fillings out of dead Japanese soldiers’ mouths in Tom Hanks and Steven Spielberg’s Band of Brothers spinoff, The Pacific after I dropped her off at the airport. We are not the same.

Jacob Rodriguez

Spinal

👂

Any fellas that know ball out there?

i wish i had a queue-tip rn

Y’all got a kyootep I could borrow?

I feel like I’m Gregory in two thousand sixteen

Might take a walk along the James river and think about my friend Jim before heading to the gym while listening to Jim’s Jams on Spotify