This is the stuff I be watching on here while everyone’s arguing

I would pick my mother to be my mother again and again in every lifetime.

if i don't talk to my girlfriend every few minutes i start seeing the hat man

When I say I gotta skedaddle

me giving my dog a bath

youtube knew I was about to close the app and the algorithm was like “let me lock in”

i don’t like your tone….. he did his best…..

To say I was surprised by the first use of ‘May the 4th be with you’ would be an understatement

Possibly the funniest thing ever printed in the Washington Post.

Don't think there's a greater small joy in life than calling a colleague leaving 5 minutes early a part timer

“Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains” even Shakespeare couldn’t write that

being a picky eater is not for the weak like first u have to deal with not liking any food and then u got ppl on ur ass telling you to grow up and eat tomatoes.

Thanks to Angela Rayner, zero hours contracts will be banned, no-one will be subject to fire at will, no-one will be able to be fired and rehired, and no-one will lose their private rented home just cos their landlord wants them out. That's quite some legacy. Thank you Angela.