Your death will come on an ordinary day, in the middle of unfinished plans, and the world will continue on without you.

I took it so lightly until I got one. A car is so vital man. Any car. Just try to get a car

Everything women regard as love is to their exclusive benefits

when it comes to leaving people alone, i don't disappoint. i love deeply, and i distance skillfully too.

Poor kid's gonna grow up thinking you need corners to win a match 😭😭

Women have a way of painting themselves as the victims in any situation & it’s incredible to witness such level of delusion. If your husband has to stay out late after a long stressful day at work, just to avoid talking to you, you’re definitely a terrible person.

Nah you definitely can tell when someone isn't feeling you anymore

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The work Bruno Fernandes has done for Manchester United will never be forgotten.

I’m saying this one time. DO NOT let Bruno break that assist record. The conversations I’ll drag that man into will be horrific.

I don't believe anything a woman says.

Supporting your man’s football team is a top-tier love language.

Seeing y'all be 23 with 5 kids will do that to you.

Arteta watching Man United score from a corner without wrestling with the goalkeeper

7 G/A in 6 games in 2026 for Bruno Fernandes with Manchester United. 🇵🇹 200 G/A generated since he joined the club. Captain, legend. 🛑©️

this type of pc is normally used to launch nuclear bomb

na by this time de bruyne dey usually come back from injury and city go first win 6 straight make u know say men mount.

Alhamdulillah got married this weekend 🤍

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Baby 5.3kg?? Toh ana gama ciroka za’a maka register a gym yaseen