ive never seen a pokemon give less of a shit

You do you New Haven.

In NY today a guy tried handing me his mixtape in a white envelope and said: “Free music, I promise it’s not cocaine!”

tomorrow isn't promised. so use your PTO

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Why did I not listen to Knuckle Puck until now????

Flies tend to land on trash 🗑 #VicePresidentialDebate2020

THE WIND KILLS THE BIRDS? THE GOVERNMENT KILLED THE BIRDS 50 YEARS AGO AND REPLACED THEM WITH SURVEILLANCE DRONES TELL THE TRUTH #Debates2020

A year into working from home and my cat NOW starts to walk across my screen during meetings😑

Does anyone have the Crashablanca album by Phantoms they want to send me?🥺

I forgot James Spader voiced Ultron and now all I can see is Robert California instead of a robot

If the housing market would calm down for like 2 minutes I would really appreciate it.

I'm not a professional data analyst, but... oh wait I *am* a professional data analyst. Nebraska is lying about how many covid cases it has.

bet this speech hits so fucking hard if you're stupid

I love how there's a separate Superbowl halftime show just for the pedophiles