What’s the matter capitalism boy, afraid you might have competition?

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers that I don’t approve

All of NBA Twitter logging on to celebrate the Celtics getting eliminated from the playoffs.

Why he hittin the Black Ops pose

Guy about to be scammed:

currently

depression at 15: if things get really bad i can just kill myself depression at 25: if things get really bad i can just get a master’s degree

I like goin to the gym at 3pm bc it’s just all the people with mysterious income sources

Grown ass man with Do Not Disturb on

driving barefoot feels like when they connect their hair to the dragon in avatar

is this psychosis or am I just so back

data center? i'm 5'8...i need to date a point guard! 😂

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

The hantavirus cruise ship should dock at tel aviv