Went to bed with migraine, woke up with migraine, somebody please just put me in the ground

I would like to make a formal employment complaint. Today I helped my mum at a Xmas market sell jams There were SO MANY DOGS And I COULDN’T PET ANY OF THEM because I was making and serving food :(

Me on a normal day: Hmm, lil lunchtime snooze, what harm can it do, just a lil nappy nap Me trying to sleep in the day for a night shift: Damn, i'm gonna be the most productive i've ever been, sleep is for the weak, lets goooooo

Big up bottom 0.49% gang

Now I’m being forcibly shipped away from home for FY1 and 2, I can’t believe I’ve got to find a completely new personality that isn’t ‘being from London’ Like what else even am I? Who am I? Why am I?

My brain for the last week of exams has been mix of sheer and utter panic, alongside continuous renditions of Mcdonalds in the Pentagon The children yearn for Ska

OSCE day 1/3 ✅ So much flapping I might as well be a pigeon

Kavi in normal handovers in placement: slick af, can memorise all vitals and significant findings and recite concisely and in relevant order Kavi in OSCE handovers:

2728 days of university done, one more to go 🙃

All the small kids in NZ sound like Bingo and Bluey and then once they hit twelve they all sound like Korg it’s such a shift

Lads you’re not gonna believe what happened again for fifth year

They let the med student have a go with the cannula…

Was so ready to practice my Xmas day dinner argument skills by vetting a slightly dubious CT today and the radiologist just… Said ok? It truly is the most wonderful time of the year