falling out of love is one thing but slowly realizing your friend isn't a good person/not in alignment with you and needs to be let go is a pain that isn't talked about enough

Let’s normalize being overly obsessed with your partner. Be soft. Be extra. Be in love

Revenge of the sith stays on during sex

Nerds realized liking Japan is no longer niche so now they’re on Kazakhstan

It’s truly a dystopian hellhole. Antifa robbed me on my morning walk today. DONT MOVE HERE.

i beelieve him

ALWAYS REMEMBER THE FOUR RULES OF GUNS SAFETY: 1) They are coming for you 2) The voices are telling you the truth 3) Finger on trigger at all times 4) HAVE FUN 🦄✨🥰

Celebrity worship is the opium of the masses.

June 21st 🔥🔥

the organization that jeffrey epstein was a part of is still operating and thriving today

driving barefoot feels like when they connect their hair to the dragon in avatar

in honor of cinco de mayo, let's revisit eazy-e wearing a hat under his sombrero

> be Henry Cavill > born on a tiny British island no one can find on a map > bullied at boarding school. they call you "Fat Cavill" > lose 21 lbs for your first film role at 17 > miss Batman. Christian Bale gets it > miss Bond. Daniel Craig gets it > miss Superman. Brandon Routh

I like that building high speed rail in California requires nine thousand years of environmental impact studies but throwing up a data center the size of Texas takes fourteen seconds with zero material public support.

As an aside, gotta love Maul trying to run over a child just for the love of the game. He had no clue who Anakin was

Dentists be like hello I am your dentist and this is my harem

You got no idea…

Aye man burn that cruise ship and call it a day them people lived very good lives

“If he blamed himself for his Uncle Ben's death, I think he becomes a very different character…" motherfucker that's called BECOMING SPIDER-MAN

heads should roll