Love this because it answers all those stupid comments those who want to leave make

Nigel needs a favour.

The ventriloquist act they booked for the Tory Conference looks a bit shit. #CPC25

Pam Bondi: "I'm a career prosecutor. Don't you ever challenge my integrity. Do not question my ability to be fair and impartial."🤡

Kemi Badenoch stating it's time for the Tories being back in power is like Jimmy Savile suggesting the BBC should bring back Jim'll Fix It.... The mind boggles #ToryConference

Anyone able to quantify whether Trump actually played any role in the #gazapeacedeal as is currently being discussed? Or just doing his usual thing of taking the glory? #gaza #peace

Well done you Zack Polenski, and the audience member in the checked shirt, for taking on the vile Yusuf and Reform UK. Migration may be a problem to some degree but it is not even in the top 10 Issues Britain currently faces. #BBCQT

Zia Yusuf has already used the word ‘look’ twice. The word of a politician who’s got something to hide. #BBCQT

Wow, a reasonable debate in #BBCQT. Miracles do exist!

Fuck me Zia Yusuf is a broken record #BBCQT

Just love Steph McGovern on #hignfy

Word of the day, from Scots, is ‘hingum-tringum’, defined as ‘barely presentable; just about holding together’.

Anyone being offended by the Maccabi fans not allowed to travel to the UK may wish to just look at who they really are before shouting that this is antisemitism. They have a dreadful reputation, even within Israel, and WILL cause trouble

Nigel Farage now says that any suggestion he's been soft on Putin is "just nonsense". Here's a quick reminder of what he's said in the past

Is Jennifer Lawrence the ideal talk show guest? #grahamnortonshow

Given he is the ultimate Mr Really Poor Judgement, what are the chances of (ex Prince) Andrew standing as a Reform MP candidate in the next elections?

Unusual for an all American couch at #grahamnortonshow actually being interesting

Was that the best #redchair ever? #grahamnorton #grahamnortonshow

That was a brilliant episode of #hignfy

Troy Deeney talking a load of bollocks #motd