[four little monkeys]: who knew jumping on a bed could be this fun? [the fifth little monkey]:

one day you're 9 can't wait to turn 10 AND suddenly you're 19 not wanting to turn 20

January recap: I'm gonna lock in (Didn't lock in) I'm gonna eat healthy (Ate slop) I'm gonna save up (I'm broke)

He was once known as The Chosen One

BREAKING: Federal judge has ruled that Luigi Mangione will not face the death penalty.

SHE GAG THE LIVE

I wish it wasn’t illegal and indeed punishable by death to tell an old best friend that you miss them all the time and will be sorry forever . But it is

when it's time to watch anakin become darth vader for the 2103th billion time

a year since Montoya crashed out on tv….CINEMA

i HAVE to go. i have to go somewhere. anywhere. everywhere. i have to leave. and i have to go.

but i used to be smart

Vietnam

Very specific times I want a boyfriend: After 8pm My friends are busy There is a cute tiktok trend i want to do I'm cold I'm at a family function On Sundays My friends are busy I'm bored There's a bug in my house

me when im talking normally and then someone mentions my hyperfixation

accidentally thought i meant more to someone than i really did

sleeping it off with a heavy heart knowing there's nothing else i can do

me when i accidentally make fake scenarios in my head and hurt my feelings

finally accepting the fact that they are just not into me