Cousin Eddie’s out there living his best life.

Every time I’m at the checkout at the Dollar General I say something I think is funny to the girl at the checkout, and she just looks at me like she feels sorry for me. Getting old ain’t easy.

Scientific fact: Every family in America had a set of these in 1977.

You really want me to believe Jolene was going to take her man?

I have a smart phone, smart TV and a smart fridge… I’m essentially the dumbest thing in my house.

Might be the greatest quote of all time.

I know it’s been about 25 years, but did anyone ever figure out who let the dogs out?

Anyone else notice that the older Jerry Jones gets the more he looks like Yoda?

Pretty sure my mom glued one of my fingers back on with this stuff and a couple of band aids back in the 70’s.

I come from country folks. The kind of people who would do anything in the world to help you, but would also be the last people you’d want to do wrong.

If you’re looking for me, I’m neck deep in a hot tub full of biscuits and gravy over here at the Days Inn.

Mable’s got quite an operation going there.

Here’s a picture of John Wayne and the American flag. Why? Because I’m a red blooded American, that’s why.

Got a new addition to the family today. Say hello to Rocky.

When I was young Willie Nelson looked old. Now I’m old and Willie still looks the same.