brutal

is this real

Mf got a Rick and Morty type force field around him prob

Degens be like:

Unless it’s really clever/funny, stop the April’s Fool Day jokes. It’s Monday AND rent is due. Nothing is funny.

kitten i’ll be honest daddy’s about to kill himself

Sunday night back to the job I fucking hate tomorrow

due to financial reasons i will be passing away

Action Bronson on an Alchemist beat:

I’m smoking cigarettes you’ve never heard of in alleys you’ve never been to

sorry i can’t hangout tonight i am not Perfect yet

If the US is so great why don’t our kfcs have cats dressed up as fried chicken

No job pay me enough to come back on time from lunch

President Biden’s latest student loan cancellation plans will increase the total cost to taxpayers to $559 billion and benefit households earning more than $300,000 in annual income the most, per the University of Pennsylvania’s Penn Wharton Budget Model.

*gently holds the baby bird*

I wish everyone, including the haters and losers, a very happy Easter!