#ICYMI We’ve been busy behind the scenes building Splunk Security Essentials 3.2.2 — kind of like elves, if you will (‘tis the season after all). And now, it’s finally ready for action. That’s right, get all the details here: splk.it/33ZtLsy #SplunkSecurity

We all know Splunk moved .conf22 to June! Trust me, that's a ton of work. We're also working hard to get you new BOTS material for .conf. Yes, BOTS VII will launch at .conf22! Sign up for .conf at conf.splunk.com and sign up for BOTS at bots.splunk.com.

#ICYMI Brace yourself for a not-so-fun fact: most #ransomware attack speeds average at just under an hour. But fret not, because our own Ryan K is sharing new findings from our SURGe team’s ransomware research on SC Media: splk.it/3qw4mSC #SplunkSecurity

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Never thought I believed in aliens. Now I'm having sex with them on a regular basis. #DMT

If I don't get back to a studio, a DJ booth or a business class lounge fast I might turn into a person.

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"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."

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Before SHM there was Swedish Techno Mafia. Cari Lekebusch the Don.

Watergate Club tomorrow night for La Fleur 's album release party! Super stoked to be heading back to Berlin!

I chess therefore i box. #chessboxing